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"Excellent Weekly Weird. You are correct, between the NHS DNA scan plan, and the parliamentary version of assisted dying the UK government has successfully created the 21st century version of a life or death Catch 22. This inspired me to suggest two possible solutions: the people of the UK should either send parliament home and bring back the Monarchy, or have the parliament cancel both the scan plan and the dying scheme and instead require the members of parliament to practice the W.C. Fields 'dilemma'. Old W.C. was an orthodox atheist. When he was on his death-bed one of his friend was shocked to find him reading the bible, and asked him, "W.C. have you suddenly gotten religion!?"
W.C. answered, "My good man, of course not, I'm looking for loopholes!"
"Excellent Weekly Weird. You are correct, between the NHS DNA scan plan, and the parliamentary version of assisted dying the UK government has successfully created the 21st century version of a life or death Catch 22. This inspired me to suggest two possible solutions: the people of the UK should either send parliament home and bring back the Monarchy, or have the parliament cancel both the scan plan and the dying scheme and instead require the members of parliament to practice the W.C. Fields 'dilemma'. Old W.C. was an orthodox atheist. When he was on his death-bed one of his friend was shocked to find him reading the bible, and asked him, "W.C. have you suddenly gotten religion!?"
W.C. answered, "My good man, of course not, I'm looking for loopholes!"